Kind of Like Jazz

I've always wanted to like jazz. But never did. I feel like I should, like people with true musical ability and sophistication are jazz lovers. But apparently that's not me. I need a defined tune and some sort of logical progression to the music. I feel the same way about Mark Twain. Was he a genius? Heck, yeah! Have his books made it into the very fiber of our culture? Absolutely! Do I like reading them? Nope. 3 hos because everybody else seems to get it, even if I don't.